CSB Episode 1 ~ My encounter with 洪七公 and 十兄弟 !

Here goes my first ever CSB a.k.a Cool Story Bro ! Enjoy :)


Today I went to supermarket and bought some groceries intended for the upcoming long weekend. After I had my things, I joined the queue at the counter for payment. 

Suddenly, the ATB who was queuing in front of me turned around and stared at me. She had the "despise" look on her face, so I returned her with a "buay song" face. She then purposely used her handbag to hit me. I was very unhappy about her but I chose to remain calm as I do not want to cause any commotion.

After I made my payment, I left the supermarket and was about to return home. Then, I was stopped by an Ah Pek. He looked frustrated and asked me in a rude manner, "Oi! 为什么你欺负我的老婆 ? " I did not know who was his "lao po" until I saw the same ATB behind him. So I replied him, "I didn't do anything at all, ok!" I tried to move away from him after that but was blocked by the ATB and the Ah Pek. 

The Ah Pek then said, "knn!! 想跑没这么容易 !" But I "bo chap" and tried to leave. 

Then suddenly the Ah Pek used 降龍十八掌 , 第七式， 突如其來 and manage to catch me by surprise and slapped my face. 

knn damn pain roh... By then, I seriously bth. I told him, "为生活，我可以忍。但是侮辱中国武术，就不行！"