Jokes: Runaway Soldier

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a lady standing there. Out of 
breath he asked, "Please !!!!, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." 

The lady agreed. 

A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Miss, have you seen a soldier running by here?" 

The lady replied, "He went that way." 

After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, but you see -- I don't want to go to ATEC ." 

The lady said, "I think I can fully understand your fear." 

The soldier added suggestively, "I hope you don't think that I am rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!" 

The lady replied with a shy and sexy grin , "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls too ... I don't want to go to ATEC either."