Today I went to supermarket and bought some groceries intended for the upcoming long weekend. After I had my things, I joined the queue at the counter for payment.
Suddenly, the ATB who was queuing in front of me turned around and stared at me. She had the "despise" look on her face, so I returned her with a "buay song" face. She then purposely used her handbag to hit me. I was very unhappy about her but I chose to remain calm as I do not want to cause any commotion.
After I made my payment, I left the supermarket and was about to return home. Then, I was stopped by an Ah Pek. He looked frustrated and asked me in a rude manner, "Oi! 为什么你欺负我的老婆 ? " I did not know who was his "lao po" until I saw the same ATB behind him. So I replied him, "I didn't do anything at all, ok!" I tried to move away from him after that but was blocked by the ATB and the Ah Pek.
The Ah Pek then said, "knn!! 想跑没这么容易 !" But I "bo chap" and tried to leave.
Then suddenly the Ah Pek used 降龍十八掌 , 第七式， 突如其來 and manage to catch me by surprise and slapped my face.
knn damn pain roh... By then, I seriously bth. I told him, "为生活，我可以忍。但是侮辱中国武术，就不行！"
So I decide to show him what is the real kung fu !! I then executed wing chun chain punching and managed to score a 50 chain combo on his chest before he laid down coughing. I already held back my power to a low 1% to avoid tremendous damage.
After that, I told myself "jialat ! tai ji dua tiao !" I then tried to escape the scene but someone suddenly exclaimed, "Oi ! knn you hit people already want to siam ar ??"
I turned back to see who was the person. It was a ginna beng who shouted it so I bo hiu him and tried to walk away.
Wah !! Then suddenly 9 more ginna bengs surrounded me, preventing my escape. I then turned back to the ginna tao and asked him, "What you want from me?" The ginna tao smirked and said, "How you want settle?" I was damn dulan already so I pointed finger at him and said, "我要打十个!!"
After that, the 9 of them pounded on me but I managed to execute all the wing chun move chi sao, chi gek, perfectly and brought them down. Now only the ginna tao was left.
So I quickly pinned him down on the ground and asked him "fu bu fu" ? He replied, "BU FU !!" So I landed one punch on his face and asked him again. He said, "BU FU !!" So I punched on the face again and asked the same thing. This time he diam diam. So I ho xim decided to not hurt him.
By that time, the crowd was getting larger and I quickly made my way out of the scene.
Actually I was worried about their health condition after I left. So I decided to return back to the scene to see if they're ok. I very ho xim hor??
When I got back to the scene, to my horror, the Ah Pek and his ATB and the 10 ginnas looked absolutely fine. I hid behind a pillar to see what's the situation then.
The Ah Pek still can la ji with the ATB. wtf roh
I looked again closer at the 10 ginnas. wah knn !! One of them looked like "shun feng er", one looked like "qian li yan" Wah this time I realized liao, they are the famous "十兄弟!!!" Then I looked at the Ah Pek again, wah fk!! He had a stick with him which look like 打狗棒!! I then realised he is the 洪七公 !! Shiet..knn I think they are trying to scam me by making me feel that I injured them and demand compensation ... lucky I managed to leave safely !!
So what should I do now ar?? Should I report the scam or not ?? Or should I go and search for 东邪, 西毒, 南帝 to deal with 北丐 ??
Help me please !! TIA .
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